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| So I got a used copy of Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney yesterday, and I gotta say I like it a lot...but something irritates me. I know the law system far too well to get into this 100%. There are certain things you do in the game, such as search areas for clues, and then present those clues in court, that are kind of...illegal...for a lawyer to do...or anyone without a warrent, for that matter
Phoenix: Your honor, I present exhibit A: The wiretap used to spy on Mia Fey!
Judge: How exactly did you get that?
Phoenix:...that's not important right now...
Judge: Officers, arrest this lawyer for breaking the law!
Phoenix: Sorry, Maya. Your sister is dead, I'm going to jail for obtaining items from a building without a warrent, something I couldn't have recieved anyway, and you're going to jail for the murder of your sister, which that man there clearly did. | | |
| ...You pick, and you pick, and YOU PICK...until finally, you break me down!
I hate you all...
and since people tend to miss them, the phrase "you break me down!" is a link. | | |
| That's right, its 2 Topic TueFriday
1. Guys Gone Wild
Been meaning to post something about this for a while now. There is such thing as Guys Gone Wild. I saw a commercial once before...its guys flashing the old fleshballon. I saw this and thought to myself "You know, I don't think this will sell, because I have yet to meet a woman that actually thinks a penis is a beautiful looking thing. They like them for other reasons." Then I thought to myself "I like tits."
2. Stick Figure Theater
Our new assignment in Web Design/MM is to make a 1 minute long flash animation. Mine is Stick Figure Theater, and opens with a man jumping away from a huge explosion. It has no relation to the story as of yet, and I don't think I will tie it in. It will be more amusing that way. | | |
| I got fired in ROTC finally. I tried to quit my position in January, and when they wouldn't listen, I began Operation: Strategic Incompotence. I did NOTHING from then until I got fired.
Moving on, time for the real topics:
Lifetime
It is supposed to be televison for women, but everytime my mom is watching it, I see a woman being beaten or raped. Everyone I point this out to says its about empowerment, which to me means women like to be beaten and raped. The Women's Rights Movement was all a front for this beating/rape fetish they have. Men: EMPOWER YOUR WOMEN WITH YOUR FIST!
Mt. Everist
If people climb it for the challenge, why do they climb the easy side?
March 14th:
Mark your calenders folks. Not only is that Rick's 18th (be sure to beat him for it), but it is also Steak And Blowjob Day!
VCast Commercials
Have you all seen that commercial for VCast? The one where the hockey player plays Yellowcard, and the team gets pumped up? Bullshit. They would get all pumped up to beat that kid's ass and break that phone. Yellowcard sucks, and so do the Black Eye Peas with that shitty "My Hump" song
Dr. O'Donnal
Dr. O'Donnal (Don't care if its misspelled) is running for republican state representative. This strikes me as a terrible idea. I can see it now: All students, faculty, and parents anywhere near anyone else on this planet banned from wearing jeans, as it will undermine professionalism. Last time I checked, jeans looks professional to an extent. A V-neck t-shirt and slacks don't, but that is allowed, as proven by Mr. Gay. If you're 18, vote this bitch down.
That's it. You have been updatified. | | |
| Time for a fun story:
Rick, Sharkis and I were on our way to Sonic for drinks after school Monday. We begin to cross the road (for those who don't live here, there is a school zone with a crosswalk leading to a ton of fastfood joints and a super market), and traffic begins its usual "slow down for the fuckers without cars" routine. This one car, however, stops last minute, going from about 50 (10 above the limit) to 0, and winding out about a foot from us. Looking up in sheer disgust at someone going that fast BY A SCHOOL, I am met by a stream of mouthed words in the car, ending with "bunch of mother fuckers" (we could barely hear her).
...I'm sorry, but something seems wrong here. She has to stop going 50 in a 40 because of Peds crossing the road in a completely legal and respectful manner, and suddenly it is a BAD THING!?
So, being the person I am, I turn towards her car, give her the finger, and proceed to shout, "Oh, FFFUUUUCCCKK YOU, LADY! FFUUCCKK YOU!"
Karma, you ugly skank. You being a bitch somewhere else in life lead to you missing the first 30 seconds of:
A) Fried Chicken buffet
B) Some movie on Lifetime
Eat it, you fucking douche. | | |
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